What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

-mwahh

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3